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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via covocal)


teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via hate)




relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

(via trust)


iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

(via covocal)



breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

(via cumfort)


iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

(via covocal)


laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via pheonixcx)


thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

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(Source: bubblegumbambi, via society-is-ugly-you-are-not)


simsgonewrong:

Charles was never the same after the accident…