imma need to sit down for this one
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE
I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.
Unknown (via psych-facts)
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.
Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies (via feellng)
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
You had me at ‘I hate everyone’